There's Nothing More Annoying....

You know when you find yourself in a situation during the day and the thought comes to your mind, "There is nothing more annoying than....." I have this thought a lot.... Here is a list of things that I find quite irritating-in no particular order.

There is nothing more annoying than....

*Getting in the 'Self Check-Out" lane at the grocery store where it's unwritten code that you should only have a couple of items, and there is a lady there with a cart HEAPING with stuff holding up the line! And of course she's got a bunch of fresh fruit and veggies that she doesn't know how to scan......

*People at the movie theater texting during a movie! Don't they know everyone behind them just has this annoying little white light in their line of vision that's just so distracting it's like a bad car accident that you can't take your eyes off of.

*Your spouse coming in to your room at night long after you've gone to bed, flicking the light on and off and following it up with, "Oh opps! Sorry!"

* When anyone thinks their "don't remember" might trump my "do remember".

*Reaching for the toilet paper and there is only half a square left, no rolls in the basket next to the toilet and then you're forced to choose between using the cardboard roll itself or the hand towel.

*Having your dog bark her lungs out because she heard a doorbell on a TV show and thinks someone is about to break in your house.

* When you try to wind your garden hose back up and it's kinked or twisted....then the cussing starts.....

* Having a little hair or fuzz in your mouth and not being able to get it out....not to mention how dumb you look trying to extract it.

* Having your three year old try to get your attention by clutching your face with greasy little hands while you are out to eat and of course on a day that your makeup was perfectly done.

* Resting your elbow on the car window sill and having the driver roll the windows up with no warning-thus jamming your fingers tips up into the top of the window frame.

* Last and but not least and the reason for this post:

Having your Great Dane who insists on sleeping in the middle of the bed with you, have a nose whistle!!!!! Every time Phoebi breathed last night there was this little high pitch whistle that was so annoying!! Every time it whistled it seemed to get louder and louder and i wanted to light my hair on fire or grab our infant nose sucker and do some business!